Removing crippling doubtsDeconstructing rubix cubeAvoiding elaborate mistakesCloning imperfectionsWhitening teethCalibrating problem solvingDecrypting vague guidelinesSimulating productivityPixelating lossless vectorsEnabling voluntary overtimeImporting stale RAW filesFabricating Russian conspiracyBuffering cursing computerExcessive head scratchingImplementing loose disciplineAnalyzing previous messageIgnoring limitationsCultivating trivial small talkProcrastinating coffee breaksFactoring in lazinessNormalizing objective absurditiesChanging coffee filtersExposing imperfectionsGenerating unnecessary informationSaving lost progressShadilayingDestabilizing office chairOptimistic ceiling staringReevaluating evaluationsSeizing the memes of productionDownloading RAMForgetting to remember to forgetCensoring political correctnessHacking into the mainframeDepixelating realityReanimating deadlinesContemplating takeaway orderStitching vertical panoramasBeing politically incorrectAttempting theoretical creativityCompounding omelette without breaking eggsFocusing on indistinct detailsCompressing superficial workflowAttempting to turning off and on againFinding new ideas under the sunSpilling vital coffeeAligning crooked edgesRestarting modemEnhancing subjective beauty