Aligning crooked edgesDestabilizing office chairFocusing on indistinct detailsReevaluating evaluationsDownloading RAMContemplating takeaway orderFactoring in lazinessEnhancing subjective beautyGenerating unnecessary informationStitching vertical panoramasSpilling vital coffeeBuffering cursing computerImporting stale RAW filesCompounding omelette without breaking eggsAnalyzing previous messageCultivating trivial small talkProcrastinating coffee breaksForgetting to remember to forgetBeing politically incorrectCompressing superficial workflowReanimating deadlinesAvoiding elaborate mistakesShadilayingChanging coffee filtersRestarting modemSimulating productivityHacking into the mainframeFinding new ideas under the sunIgnoring limitationsOptimistic ceiling staringExposing imperfectionsWhitening teethCloning imperfectionsSaving lost progressPixelating lossless vectorsDeconstructing rubix cubeFabricating Russian conspiracySeizing the memes of productionNormalizing objective absurditiesCensoring political correctnessAttempting to turning off and on againImplementing loose disciplineDepixelating realityCalibrating problem solvingExcessive head scratchingDecrypting vague guidelinesAttempting theoretical creativityEnabling voluntary overtimeRemoving crippling doubts